The Internet
The net is the biggest waste of time and energy that has ever been undertaken by the human race (not counting the Olympics). The world wide shit heap allows each and every fucked up weirdo to have a voice that can be heard all around the world.
* Fucked up weirdos like fundamentalist christians use the net to recruit impressionable loonies. They trick us into believeing we are god's police, that the bible has uses other than stabilising rocking tables, and that we should go out and kill the girl next door who had an abortion.
* Fucked up weirdos like the girl next door who gets on the net and tries to kill people with boredon by making a huge web page "all about me". Filled with pictures of domestic pets in stupid outfits and links to the Boys to Men site, these pages are at best a simple waste of memory and at worst a fertile breeding ground for driveling idiots who subscribe to cat discussion lists.
The net is a bad place, we should all leave immediately.
Author: "Bored"
