Real Estate Agents
Re'al eState~Ag'ent - (muth-er fucka) - these are classified as a type of people by a small minority, and are largely a people who believe he or she has some kind of freaking power just becuase they have a certificate in Real Estate.
FACT: Real Estate Agents are FAR WORSE than Lawyers.Lawyers screw you for money ; Estate Agents screw you for money and after the business is all over - they are quite likely to phone you at work or home and demand some of the money you got back from the Bond Office for the Pest Control Spraying. FUCK OFF!
Real Estate agents are the most USELESS,demented, twisted, muther-fucking, fucked up, fucksticks in the entire world! The silly is that I truely pity them. My feelings towards these "people" are highly volatile. The truth is Estate Agents are actually very weak people - who have hidden behind a facade of ill-given power. In truth,they have no power, they have no potential, they have no intellect, and very little intelligence - they are not human, in their true form, and they do not have the capacity for any high levels of learning or thought-which are all reasons why this breed did the Estate Agent Course and became Agents of Waste in the first place.
MY MESSAGE, is very fucking simple: (like the subject themselves) - DO NOT be intimidated by them, do not show fear, gullibility, shallowness. Be strong, take no fucking shit - if threatened, tell them to get fucked, good and proper (though not in writing), and if YOU ARE A REAL ESTATE AGENT - GET fucked you turd-burger, you fucking heffer, go back to your work of killing the human spirit, and if I ever see you walking on the same side of the street as me - strive for life, and self-preservation, and cross over to the other fucking side, very quickly.
The only positive thing about female estate agents, is some have nice louvre lips, with which to suck my cock.
Author: "FERRIS DINGLE"
