The Seinfeld Show
Thank god the Seinfeld show is finished. God obviously had nothing to do with it though 'cause he doesn't exist. If he did he would never have let the show go to air in the first place.
What's the deal with god anyway? Why rever some omnipotent, invisible cunt who let a bunch of wogs nail his son post? And as if jesus died for our sins! He died of exposure and blood loss due to the whopping great spikes nailed through his wrists and ankles. The Jews of the time used jesus as a scapegoat so they could blame someone else for thier credit card bills. Thus christianity can be boiled down to a belief in a fictional dickhead father championed by his loan-defaulting stool pidgeon son.
Speaking of birds, what's the story with Elaine? Why the writers didn't get rid of the stupid neurotic bitch during the first season is a mystery, just like Jeff Buckley's death. The difference here is, that while Jeffy-boy has sung his last innane love song dedication (to the underside of a paddle-steamer) the New Yorker cow lives on to threaten us with yet another american shitcom.
More scary is that fat, ugly, dumb, all american slug called Neuman. How the fuck did an average american get into the show anyway? Cramer's a cunt too. He's so zany and wacky that it's almost impossible to believe. He's "out there" man! It's just a pity there isn't a firing squad "out there" as well.
Jerry is the least believable of the lot. What's the story with all those Porshes anyway? Does he intend to weld them all together one day so he's got a car big enough to fit his head in? Naah, he'd never have enough cars for that.
Author: "Poo-Bar the French Leopard Seal"
